Haha, quite funny! I enjoy your writing style 🙏🏽Wanted to throw this out there - the right side of the body is connect with the father, while the left is the mother. I’m a Holy Fire Reiki practitioner and all clients (including myself) have more issues on one side of the body than the other. It’s connected to wounds we haven’t healed and can really play a huge role in how someone physically ages. It’s pretty wild. But working with an energy healer and chatting with a therapist can do wonders… This might be too far out there for you, but I have yet to work on someone who doesn’t deal with this. However, it can be equalized. Hope this helps in some way 😊♥️ (ps sorry for bad grammar, this new Medium mobile update won’t let me go back and edit anything)